Friday, June 7, 2013

Onania . Org/asm

"You're not going to limp again, are you?"



"You're not going to limp again, are you?"

MASTURBATRIX MANUAL: Avoid touching his member when he becomes...



MASTURBATRIX MANUAL: Avoid touching his member when he becomes aroused.

"I bet you're going to spend the next 6 hours...



"I bet you're going to spend the next 6 hours jerking off, aren't you?"

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Onania . Org/asm — "Hey, Masturbator, a riddle: How many...



Onania . Org/asm — "Hey, Masturbator, a riddle: How many masturbators…

"Hey, Masturbator, a riddle: How many masturbators does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one,…

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"It's OK. A girl like me gets used to guys cuming in their...



"It's OK. A girl like me gets used to guys cuming in their pants."

Betsy was considering breast reduction surgery until her friend...



Betsy was considering breast reduction surgery until her friend told her about turning down five offers of marriage from mega-rich masturbators last month alone.

MASTURBATRIX HANDBOOK: Controlling his ejaculation is simply a...



MASTURBATRIX HANDBOOK: Controlling his ejaculation is simply a matter of practice.

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What a punchy way to phrase an interesting question! I feel your bewilderment, bro. (I'm gonna guess you're a guy.) After all, there's no mandatory Liking Sex Makes You A Disgusting Slut class in middle school. So why do I get my messages from grown-up…

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"Hey, bud. You don't mind if I borrow your wife for...



"Hey, bud. You don't mind if I borrow your wife for about an hour, do you?"

"'Take her up to periscope depth. '...



"'Take her up to periscope depth. ' 'Aye, captain.' 'Up scope.' 'Scope's up!' 'Fire torpedo one!'" There is something about bathtime that brings out the playful boy in a masturbator.

"I don't know how a girl's ever going to pop...



"I don't know how a girl's ever going to pop your cherry, if you pop every time before you get it in."

Why Stop Orgasm Research At Climax? | Psychology Today

Mary Roach's irreverent orgasm trivia reminds us that researchers, like porn makers, tend to snap their notebooks shut right after the money shot. Yet some of the most intriguing findings about orgasm may lie beyond its brief fireworks. Post-O data could…

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elegantdiscipline: A clinic trainer does a home visit:



elegantdiscipline:

A clinic trainer does a home visit:

It just dawned on Judy that one of her panties goes missing...



It just dawned on Judy that one of her panties goes missing every time her young nephew visits.

This is where the sperm is supposed to go, Masturbator.



This is where the sperm is supposed to go, Masturbator.

Woman divorces husband over small penis - Weird News - Digital Spy

A woman in Taiwan has divorced her husband after complaining of his small penis.

The 52-year-old named Zhang stated her disappointment at Zhou's failure to regularly satisfy her, reports The Daily Chilli.

"His penis is so small," she said, "like a kid's –…

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"They said you like kinky sex."



"They said you like kinky sex."

"Show Auntie how far you can shoot now, Johnie!"



"Show Auntie how far you can shoot now, Johnie!"

"I always work topless in my home office. I know it...



"I always work topless in my home office. I know it bothers some guys. Do you want me to put my top back on?"

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